tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65944672750670706502024-03-08T06:16:52.330-08:00Gemini ManGemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-79389932886700029212014-03-16T13:06:00.002-07:002014-03-16T13:06:54.004-07:00TRUE TOO # 103-16-14<br /><br /><br />TRUE ???? TOO # 10<br /><br />Some of you may not have heard about S. E.'s latest mis-adventure, but I'm sure you DO know she is an avid La Crosse player, and has had some success with a move she developed and perfected. We all know a La Crosse field is littered with trees, some alive and upstanding, and an equal number dead and stretched out on the ground. Most players, when confronted with a log maybe 3 feet tall laying on it's side, simply hurdle the log without breaking stride, and continue on toward a goal. S. E. developed a method whereby she jumps up on the log, giving her a height advantage to take a peek downfield over her opponents heads, most of whom are taller than S. E., then jumping off the log to continue downfield.<br /> It seems that S. forgot to factor in age when she jumped up on the log. Lest you be thinking that S. is too old to be playing La Crosse, her age doesn't even enter the equation. Simply put, she didn't consider the age of the log before she jumped, and the bark on the old dead tree slipped, and dumped her off on the offside of the log. Being an athlete and in good condition, S. executed a nearly perfect full gainer to keep from spilling on her head, and managed to land almost on her feet, breaking her leg in the process. The doctors felt like they needed to put a few more pounds of scrap iron in her leg to help stabilize her for up coming La Crosse matches.<br />Get well S.<br /><br /> Also on the injured list and in the hospital is B.V. I didn't get all the particuars, but I think it had something to do with racing the length of a La Crosse field wearing wet sweats and getting too hot.<br /><br /> S.R. was sitting in her regular booth this morning, and I noticed her rocking back and forth in the booth. When asked what she was doing, she replied that she was measuring the distance between the back of the seat, and the edge of the table. That is the most unusual(but VERY interesting) method of measuring anything I have ever run across. S. will probably explain it to you if you ask her. <br /><br /><br />GEMINI MAN<br />Copyright 2014<br />GeminiAuthor.Blogspot.com<br />Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-29296263847552772032014-01-28T16:22:00.001-08:002014-01-28T16:22:49.372-08:00TRUE TOO # 91-28-14<br /><br />TRUE ???? TOO # 9<br /><br /><br /><br />Once Upon A Time<br /> There were these three bears. The biggest of the bears, the papa bear, was a bear of a bear, and co-incidentally worked for the railroad, for slave wages, barely making ends meet. The next bear, co-incidentally, the mama bear, was smaller than the papa bear, and had a "Guvment" job, trying to teach young'uns how to "not fall over their own feet while texting and doing the macarena under a Limbo bar", which CAN be done, contrary to what you might hear on CNN. The third bear, co-incidentally the youngest and brownest bear to ever hold a seat in the United States Senate, won his seat by taking a salmon away from the "then" Senator who did not know how to fish., right along with a plethora of other things that pol did not know how to do.<br /> Some of the staff at Bella Vita hope to unseat this bear by devising a system of hand signals that everyone except politicians will understand. This reporter watched Victrola (not her REAL name) conversing with Lumanescent using this code between the bar and the dining room. Rex (not his real name) said he could understand what the two ladies were "talking" about. Victrola has a map tattooed on her stomach, and said as soon as she can find somebody who CAN NOT read that map, She'll go topless doing the semaphore out front to drum up business.<br /><br /> I toyed with the idea of telling Victola that I have vast amounts of experience redacting text, maps, photos, and most anything else one might have and not want someone else to see/understand/make public/or otherwise bandy about, and I would be perfectly willing to make my expertise available to her, without remuneration. She can make that request with a wink.<br /><br /><br /><br />GEMINI MAN<br />Geminiauthor.blogspot.com<br />Copyright Jan 2014Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-48116511975090395472013-11-23T18:33:00.000-08:002013-11-23T18:33:25.473-08:00TRUE????TOO # 8<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">By now, you ,
the five readers of TRUE AND TRUE TOO, have learned how to read this missive,
and passed on to the woefully ignorant all that is needed to actually
understand what TRUE, and this one, TRUE TOO , both with the required question
marks, are all about. Some folks NEVER catch on, but we must sadly, leave them
behind. They CAN catch up, if they have the desire and some free time The title
of this one is: FREE TIME, and of course has absolutely nothing to do with
reading or understanding this document. There is a cast of thousands, but
unfortunately, space is limited. If you are mentioned by name in this story, it
is purely accidental, as we NEVER tell anyone's true name, so if your true name
is in here, it is "made-up", and I accept NO responsibilty for how
the name is used. Or misused as the case may be.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">It is widely
known that Gemini Man is a lay-about,ne'er do well wastrel, but it was not
known until recently that some of the Bella Vita ladies are cut from the same
cloth. We will call them stand-about ne'er do well wastrels so as not to have
some out there think the term "Lay-about" means something entirely
different. We would never cast aspersions on a ladies character. Glances
perhaps, but not aspersions. Four of these ladies have indicated they would
back a "topless" day, and I for one could get behind that idea, and
indicated as much. Unfortunately they had in mind some skid row bums that could
be "hired" for about 4 bits a day to appear shirtless. That's just
lacking something. I casually mentioned that one of the bar-b-que places
downtown in Ft, Worth had a "bikini" day, and one day a week you
could hardly get in the place to sit down. Our ladies said they would
"think that one over", which of course means the waitresses would be
wearing overcoats, as it would take place on the day Hell froze over.</span></div>
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I decided on the spur of the moment to write this. Part way through, I realized
I was not going to have enough free time to write what I intended, so this is
condensed. VERY condensed.</span></div>
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Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-52227969685589304862013-11-02T12:15:00.001-07:002013-11-02T12:48:46.556-07:00TRUE # 711-2-13<br />
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TRUE ???? TOO # 7 <br />
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Having just survived another HALLOWEEN, without incident, there are a few things I should relate to you, the faithful readers of TRUE ???? and TRUE????TOO, to keep you up to date on what's going on at Bella Vita on the days you may not actually be at Bella Vita, having prior engagements at: the deer lease (perfectly acceptable), car show (also acceptable), fishing trip (likewise acceptable) House full of guests (acceptable if you cannot bring them with you, or sneak out without them), gambling trip (acceptable if you allot a portion of your winnings to Bella Vita waitresses as TIPS). I did take a couple of photos of the Bella Vita Resident Witches. Missing among them was Sherrydan,(not her REAL name, of course) who is notable for having survived several Witch trials, having been acquitted, of course, in every case. In the photos, you will see Victrola (not her REAL name, of course) as well as Katchina,(also not her REAL name), and who was taking this Halloween off, and therefore incognito and not properly attired. The man in Black, Gemini Man, (not his REAL name, of course, though some refer to him as Warlock), passed the camera to someone else for the pix. This group would not share details of what was in the cauldron in the kitchen, bubbling away. <br />
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JE and SE finally got their new house, and despite a few glitches along the way, are now moved in, barring any spells cast their way. (JE and SE are not their REAL names, of course.) Readers of this missive are well aware that TRUE???? and/or TRUE???? TOO, NEVER give out anyones REAL name. A fifth of OLD OVERHOLT might possibly shake out a REAL name but that is not a certainty. <br />
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Salty almost had to be physically restrained from climbing over the back of the booth she and Chestwick share. REAL names? NAH! Chestwick is trying to find someone who will install a 250cc Kawasaki engine on a wheelchair. A nerf (anti wheelie) bar on the chair is a MUST. Chestwick offered to tow SE in her chair to Bella Vita for breakfast, and though JE was cheering her on, she politely declined, then went straight to confession.<br />
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Read these online at the address below.<br />
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GEMINI MAN<br />
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Copyright Jan. 2013 11-2-13<br />
<br />Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-58986675369847518722013-05-04T11:51:00.000-07:002013-05-04T11:51:28.686-07:00TRUE TOO # 65-3-13<br /><br /><br />TRUE ????TOO # 6<br /><br />SALLY'S BOOBS<br /><br />Lest you think this paper is declining into the world of porn, let me assuage your fears by assuring you, one and all, that I have no idea how to do porn without pictures. If someone under 10 years of age reads something here that he/she has never seen before, he/she has no idea what it means anyway, and this paper is strictly G rated. As with the truth, I leave it up to you, the reader. to decide what "G rated" means.<br /><br />As we, the Wild Bunch, were having breakfast one morning, I was sitting in my usual place, and Chester was in his usual place, so try to get a mental picture of the table. I was looking toward Chester, who was in his booth and against the wall, while everyone to Chesters left was strung out down the tables that Luma and Tammyammyammy thoughtfully place end to end for our convenience in eating and talking. All those people were on my right, and as I looked toward Chester, I was looking past 5 or 6 people, but I can only remember who 2 of them were. I could see Chester clearly, and I could see Ray clearly. Between Ray, who was blocking nearly all of one individual, and Chester, there was clearly visible, (although completely covered), what I remember to be boobs. Since the boobs were next to Chester, I logically assumed they must belong to Sally, although everything but the boobs was completely obscured by Ray and the boobs were completely obscured by clothing. I know you are thinking "But Sally is a tiny woman", but from my viewpoint at the time, ALL of Sally ain't all that small. "They" definitely get into a room before she does.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />GEMINI MAN<br />GeminiAuthor.blogspot.com<br />Copyright 2013<br />Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-89523651932759394722013-04-18T13:39:00.001-07:002013-11-02T12:41:39.359-07:00<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Long ago, but
not too far away, there was a restaurant called the Bella Vita, which loosely
(very loosely) translated from Italian to American English means Good Life. For
those of you who speak the King's English, as opposed to American English, just
bear with me, cause the owner of Bella Vita, Luma Nescence, (which is NOT her
real name, as I have to be paid to reveal real names)speaks fluent Albanian
with a trace of New Jersey accent, but is coming right along on that Texas
accent. I threatened to write a Texas/Albanian dictionary of all the dirty
words in the world and publish it in TRUE ???? TOO, but Luma reminded me that
Bella Vita is, after all, a family restaurant. I countered with " if they
ain't heard it before, they don't know what it means anyway", and she
responded with a string of Albanian words that I'm pretty sure meant
"yeah, but you're trying to tell them what it means".Luma does not
know that I have an inside source (named Knee ah) which is not her real name
either, who supplies me with Albanian to Texas English translations. Using my
fantastic memory I was able to relate to Knee ah, word for word what Luma had
said to me. Knee ah said that that language was Greek to her, and unfortunately
Greek is one of the few languages I do NOT speak, but the Quest for truth will
continue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">There were about
thirty of us sitting in one booth the other day, when Tammyammyammy (which is
Not her real name either) said she would set up our usual table if someone
would tell her where she put the three coffee pots, so she could make some more
coffee before my cup ran out. Jim E (again not his real name) and I, being
confirmed coffee drinkers, had used Crayolas to disguise two of the pots to
look like cups, and were drinking from them while the remaining pot was stashed
in the back by disguising it as a witches cauldron by Glenda, a good witch, and
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">The Wild Bunch
is a "gang-lite" bunch of misfits and ne'er do wells who breakfast at
Bella Vita every Tuesday morning to give a hard time to Luma (who was a
passably good cook when she started cooking back in Albania for the family and
hired hands who discovered how to grow pasta. I know that it is widely believed
that either the Italians or the Chinese invented pasta, but the fact </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt;">????</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"> is that pasta
was discovered growing wild in an Albanian grape field. Two of the Nescents
hired hands had been pulling up pasta for a couple of years to keep it from
choking out the grape vines, and one blistering hot day they threw some of the
pulled up pasta at a large vat that was full of rain water sitting in the hot
sun all day. It changed almost immediately and got soft. One of the hands stuck
a now-soft stick of it in his mouth and discovered it was quite tasty. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The other tried a taste, and said "needs
salt". After some experimenting, they cut the Nescents in on their
discovery, who immediately sent their daughter, Luma , to a culinary school in
Paris. She soon surpassed the Chefs who ran the place, and decided she could do
better. She took a train to New York, (which is VERY hard to do from Albania)
She opened up an Italian <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">restaurant in
New York, but soon hungered for the West, and took a train to Texas from New</b>
York, which was much easier to do. Bella Vita 2 was the result of that trip. Now
located in the bustling metropolis of Rendon City, which is located between
Retta City and Everman. All of you who have read THE TRIAL-TRUE???? # 27. will
know all about Retta City, but possibly be ignorant of Everman, which was
shortened from "Ever man for himself" during the Native American
uprising.(I promise, that will be the LAST politically correct statement you
will ever read in this paper.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">One evening
while Linda and I were having dinner, Triple T. (T.Tiny Tina) and I engaged in
a conversation about the death penalty, which I support and T is against. When
I asked her how she could think a miscreant should be allowed to live, she
reminded me that she had not said that. She merely said she was against violence,
but not necessarily against the threat of violence. When I asked to what ends,
she said a miscreant should be forced, against his will and at gunpoint if
necessary, to drink or eat poison. As long as THEY drank or ate it, it would
not be violent, and a perfectly acceptable way for society to terminate their
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Glinda is the
good witch that hangs out with Hill and Russ in the back room, and as soon as I
can figure how to put cameras in there, you will hear more about them, as you
KNOW I wouldn't just make something up. One of those two of her cohorts was
seen this morning taking something from a car that wasn't his, and putting it
into a car that WAS his. Glinda was at the front window catching every move on
a TV camera, so we may get to see him on the news, though I have absolutely no
facts to anything.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I'm not sure if
everyone knows about Goldilocks being a regular at Bella Vita, or even if they
knew that she adopted an infant bear. Seems this family of bears were falling
on hard times, and were about to fall into a life of crime stealing porridge,
when they encountered Goldilocks and her husband, Lion Man. They proceeded to
find jobs for the Papa bear and the Mama bear at a local Sam's Club.
Unfortunately the pay is minimum, and barely covers rent, so the papa and mama
bear were considering the Forest Park Zoo for the baby bear, but Goldi and Lion
offered their home as a home for the three bears, as they had a bed that was
big enough for all three of them. They were invited to stay until they could
find better jobs, and meanwhile Lion and Goldi would be "Godparents"
to the little one, and act as "surrogate" mother and father, as well
as full time sitters. Goldi brings the little one to Bella Vita every time they
come in for breakfast. I cannot relate to you the name of the little one, as I
have not heard it, but we all know, I couldn't tell you what it's REAL name is
anyway.</span></div>
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jawin' the other morning and had no idea that Hottie Carol, from the Rendon
Cafe, had come by, until Chester or somebody told me she had walked past me as
she was leaving. If she had passed in front of me, I would have said "Hi,
Hottie Carol", but as she was behind me I did not see her or even know she
was there until somebody told me later. So, belated, "HI HOTTIE
CAROL". If you come by Bella Vita again, stop by and I'll buy your coffee.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I guess the
Gremlins are at it again. At breakfast the other day, there was a flash, and
then I found out a little while later that a bulb had gone out in the kitchen.
It was one of those 2 foot diameter jobbies that takes two men and a ladder to
change, so Luma was busy making omelets and pancakes with Tammyammyammy holding
up a Coleman lantern.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">W W of the W
writes notes to augment my fantastic memory in writing this paper. I fact, were
it not for those notes, you would never hear of any happenings that happened
BEFORE the day I sit down to write this. She handed me 4 pages of notes 3 or 4
days ago, so I'm pretty sure she expects this letter to be longer than usual, which
it certainly will be. She wasn't there this morning, so she didn't see or hear
this next, which means I MUST write it down NOW, or I might not remember it to
relate it to her when she gets home from work this afternoon. My apologies if
this seems somehow out of order, but I just promise TRUTH????, not continuity.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This morning (Thu-4-18-13), Tammyammyammy ran
out of the Kitchen screaming she was going to shoot something/someone in the
hole if she could find a shotgun. I asked her what the problem was, and she
said there was a bird in the ceiling whose noise was driving her crazy. As that
could be a very short trip, I offered advice if nothing else. The offending
bird was in the ceiling in the back, next to the kitchen. I told her to just
take a broomstick and bump the ceiling below the bird. She did, and came
running/screaming back into the dining room, closing the door behind her. She
said the bird attacked her and she had to run for her life. I struggled out of
my chair and peeked into the back room. Expecting a sparrow or some such, I was
just a tiny bit surprised to see a 2 foot tall Falcon, about 3 feet of wing
span. I decided that rather than deal with it my self, I would teach
Tammyammyammy how to take care of this herself, in case it might happen again
in the future. I just told Tammyammyammy to go back into the room, closing the
door behind her, and open the outside door. She said she had opened the door a
little bit already, so I told her to open it all the way. On her way to the
back room, I heard another customer tell her to turn off all the lights when
she opened the door. After being gone a few minutes, she returned breathless
and scared witless. She said she didn't know if the bird got out, but she could
still hear something moving in the room, so I went to check, which I did. When
I returned, I asked her if the outside door could be closed from the outside,
and she replied yes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I then offered
what I consider to be a perfectly logical solution. Close the back door from
outside. Texas is a HUNTING state, whose hunters are accustomed to paying a fee
to the landowner, or the lease holder. While outside, I discovered the door I
had told her to open wide was a door that could admit a 2 ton truck. While
outside, I could not ascertain whether the Falcon had escaped, but since the
light had been turned off, the room was most certainly full of bats. FEE
STRUCTURE: LIVE CAPTURE=$10.00 per bat---HUNTING=$5.00 per bat—tennis rackets
ONLY (Not responsible for visits from PETA) FLASHLIGHTS and any other light
device STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. Hunts could be advertised as Dangerous Game, since
there is a slight chance of a bite from a RABID bat. This is TECHNICALLY correct,
but also absolutely unethical, so I would advise against it<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>TAMMYAMMYAMMY's OPTIONS, NEEDING:
House-Car-Boobjob..<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>COULD GET ---<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>TENT---BICYCLE---Forget boob job, get a
bigger tent.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16.0pt;">TRUE</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt;"> ???? </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 16.0pt;">TOO<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span># 5</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Long ago, but
not too far away, there was a restaurant called the Bella Vita, which loosely
(very loosely) translated from Italian to American English means Good Life. For
those of you who speak the King's English, as opposed to American English, just
bear with me, cause the owner of Bella Vita, Luma Nescence, (which is NOT her
real name, as I have to be paid to reveal real names)speaks fluent Albanian
with a trace of New Jersey accent, but is coming right along on that Texas
accent. I threatened to write a Texas/Albanian dictionary of all the dirty
words in the world and publish it in TRUE ???? TOO, but Luma reminded me that
Bella Vita is, after all, a family restaurant. I countered with " if they
ain't heard it before, they don't know what it means anyway", and she
responded with a string of Albanian words that I'm pretty sure meant
"yeah, but you're trying to tell them what it means".Luma does not
know that I have an inside source (named Knee ah) which is not her real name
either, who supplies me with Albanian to Texas English translations. Using my
fantastic memory I was able to relate to Knee ah, word for word what Luma had
said to me. Knee ah said that that language was Greek to her, and unfortunately
Greek is one of the few languages I do NOT speak, but the Quest for truth will
continue.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">There were about
thirty of us sitting in one booth the other day, when Tammyammyammy (which is
Not her real name either) said she would set up our usual table if someone
would tell her where she put the three coffee pots, so she could make some more
coffee before my cup ran out. Jim E (again not his real name) and I, being
confirmed coffee drinkers, had used Crayolas to disguise two of the pots to
look like cups, and were drinking from them while the remaining pot was stashed
in the back by disguising it as a witches cauldron by Glenda, a good witch, and
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">The Wild Bunch
is a "gang-lite" bunch of misfits and ne'er do wells who breakfast at
Bella Vita every Tuesday morning to give a hard time to Luma (who was a
passably good cook when she started cooking back in Albania for the family and
hired hands who discovered how to grow pasta. I know that it is widely believed
that either the Italians or the Chinese invented pasta, but the fact </span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 10.0pt;">????</span><span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"> is that pasta
was discovered growing wild in an Albanian grape field. Two of the Nescents
hired hands had been pulling up pasta for a couple of years to keep it from
choking out the grape vines, and one blistering hot day they threw some of the
pulled up pasta at a large vat that was full of rain water sitting in the hot
sun all day. It changed almost immediately and got soft. One of the hands stuck
a now-soft stick of it in his mouth and discovered it was quite tasty. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The other tried a taste, and said "needs
salt". After some experimenting, they cut the Nescents in on their
discovery, who immediately sent their daughter, Luma , to a culinary school in
Paris. She soon surpassed the Chefs who ran the place, and decided she could do
better. She took a train to New York, (which is VERY hard to do from Albania)
She opened up an Italian <b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;">restaurant in
New York, but soon hungered for the West, and took a train to Texas from New</b>
York, which was much easier to do. Bella Vita 2 was the result of that trip. Now
located in the bustling metropolis of Rendon City, which is located between
Retta City and Everman. All of you who have read THE TRIAL-TRUE???? # 27. will
know all about Retta City, but possibly be ignorant of Everman, which was
shortened from "Ever man for himself" during the Native American
uprising.(I promise, that will be the LAST politically correct statement you
will ever read in this paper.)</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">One evening
while Linda and I were having dinner, Triple T. (T.Tiny Tina) and I engaged in
a conversation about the death penalty, which I support and T is against. When
I asked her how she could think a miscreant should be allowed to live, she
reminded me that she had not said that. She merely said she was against violence,
but not necessarily against the threat of violence. When I asked to what ends,
she said a miscreant should be forced, against his will and at gunpoint if
necessary, to drink or eat poison. As long as THEY drank or ate it, it would
not be violent, and a perfectly acceptable way for society to terminate their
violent behavior.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Glinda is the
good witch that hangs out with Hill and Russ in the back room, and as soon as I
can figure how to put cameras in there, you will hear more about them, as you
KNOW I wouldn't just make something up. One of those two of her cohorts was
seen this morning taking something from a car that wasn't his, and putting it
into a car that WAS his. Glinda was at the front window catching every move on
a TV camera, so we may get to see him on the news, though I have absolutely no
facts to anything.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I'm not sure if
everyone knows about Goldilocks being a regular at Bella Vita, or even if they
knew that she adopted an infant bear. Seems this family of bears were falling
on hard times, and were about to fall into a life of crime stealing porridge,
when they encountered Goldilocks and her husband, Lion Man. They proceeded to
find jobs for the Papa bear and the Mama bear at a local Sam's Club.
Unfortunately the pay is minimum, and barely covers rent, so the papa and mama
bear were considering the Forest Park Zoo for the baby bear, but Goldi and Lion
offered their home as a home for the three bears, as they had a bed that was
big enough for all three of them. They were invited to stay until they could
find better jobs, and meanwhile Lion and Goldi would be "Godparents"
to the little one, and act as "surrogate" mother and father, as well
as full time sitters. Goldi brings the little one to Bella Vita every time they
come in for breakfast. I cannot relate to you the name of the little one, as I
have not heard it, but we all know, I couldn't tell you what it's REAL name is
anyway.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I was ratchet'
jawin' the other morning and had no idea that Hottie Carol, from the Rendon
Cafe, had come by, until Chester or somebody told me she had walked past me as
she was leaving. If she had passed in front of me, I would have said "Hi,
Hottie Carol", but as she was behind me I did not see her or even know she
was there until somebody told me later. So, belated, "HI HOTTIE
CAROL". If you come by Bella Vita again, stop by and I'll buy your coffee.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I guess the
Gremlins are at it again. At breakfast the other day, there was a flash, and
then I found out a little while later that a bulb had gone out in the kitchen.
It was one of those 2 foot diameter jobbies that takes two men and a ladder to
change, so Luma was busy making omelets and pancakes with Tammyammyammy holding
up a Coleman lantern.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">W W of the W
writes notes to augment my fantastic memory in writing this paper. I fact, were
it not for those notes, you would never hear of any happenings that happened
BEFORE the day I sit down to write this. She handed me 4 pages of notes 3 or 4
days ago, so I'm pretty sure she expects this letter to be longer than usual, which
it certainly will be. She wasn't there this morning, so she didn't see or hear
this next, which means I MUST write it down NOW, or I might not remember it to
relate it to her when she gets home from work this afternoon. My apologies if
this seems somehow out of order, but I just promise TRUTH????, not continuity.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This morning (Thu-4-18-13), Tammyammyammy ran
out of the Kitchen screaming she was going to shoot something/someone in the
hole if she could find a shotgun. I asked her what the problem was, and she
said there was a bird in the ceiling whose noise was driving her crazy. As that
could be a very short trip, I offered advice if nothing else. The offending
bird was in the ceiling in the back, next to the kitchen. I told her to just
take a broomstick and bump the ceiling below the bird. She did, and came
running/screaming back into the dining room, closing the door behind her. She
said the bird attacked her and she had to run for her life. I struggled out of
my chair and peeked into the back room. Expecting a sparrow or some such, I was
just a tiny bit surprised to see a 2 foot tall Falcon, about 3 feet of wing
span. I decided that rather than deal with it my self, I would teach
Tammyammyammy how to take care of this herself, in case it might happen again
in the future. I just told Tammyammyammy to go back into the room, closing the
door behind her, and open the outside door. She said she had opened the door a
little bit already, so I told her to open it all the way. On her way to the
back room, I heard another customer tell her to turn off all the lights when
she opened the door. After being gone a few minutes, she returned breathless
and scared witless. She said she didn't know if the bird got out, but she could
still hear something moving in the room, so I went to check, which I did. When
I returned, I asked her if the outside door could be closed from the outside,
and she replied yes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I then offered
what I consider to be a perfectly logical solution. Close the back door from
outside. Texas is a HUNTING state, whose hunters are accustomed to paying a fee
to the landowner, or the lease holder. While outside, I discovered the door I
had told her to open wide was a door that could admit a 2 ton truck. While
outside, I could not ascertain whether the Falcon had escaped, but since the
light had been turned off, the room was most certainly full of bats. FEE
STRUCTURE: LIVE CAPTURE=$10.00 per bat---HUNTING=$5.00 per bat—tennis rackets
ONLY (Not responsible for visits from PETA) FLASHLIGHTS and any other light
device STRICTLY FORBIDDEN. Hunts could be advertised as Dangerous Game, since
there is a slight chance of a bite from a RABID bat. This is TECHNICALLY correct,
but also absolutely unethical, so I would advise against it<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>TAMMYAMMYAMMY's OPTIONS, NEEDING:
House-Car-Boobjob..<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>COULD GET ---<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>TENT---BICYCLE---Forget boob job, get a
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Sometimes things
happen at Bella Vita while I am there, sometimes not. What I'm about to relate
happened shortly after I left the other day, but I was told what happened by a
reliable source, and I saw the debris of the aftermath, so I'm pretty sure it really
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Tammy had been
taking a "home Witchery" course from Sheridan. (For those of you
needing some explanation, see TRUE ???? # 27) She needed practice in
"spelling" with a mirror nearby. The bar mirror at Bella Vita seemed
ideal, so Tammy threw this spell intending to hit the mirror at a 45 degree
angle, bouncing the spell into a jar sitting at the end of the bar, on the bar.
Unfortunately, Luma had recently placed some wine glasses at a 45 degree angle
to the jar, and you all know what a wine glass does to an angle. When the spell
hit the mirror, it set up a harmonic vibratory wave, because of the wine glass,
and the back-bar shelves started their Titanic-like trip to the floor. Luma was
on the kitchen side, sitting at the bar on the bartender side,while Rex was on
a stool opposite Luma like any good customer. With cat-like reflexes and
quicksilver speed, Luma dived over the Bar, pulling Rex from his stool and
dragging him to the far end of the bar to try and save some of her
irreplaceable glasses as well as Rex. As luck would have it, her Supergirl cape
filled with air just as she reached the end of the bar, and she flew over the
bar, still holding on to Rex.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">The back-bar
shelving with about a million dollars worth of Who-Hit-John and thousands of dollars
worth of glasses smashed into billions of pieces of glittery glass on the bar
and the floor instead of Rex and Luma. There is now a new back bar with new
bottles of hooch, and yes, the booze is still AGED, not brand new. Jennifer
decided it would be a shame to waste all that glittery broken glass, so she ran
next door and bought some glue. She painted glue onto a piece of glass to stick
on her shoe, and Luma said "Wait, do it just like making a chicken fried
steak. Paint the shoes with glue, then roll them in the glass. Do that three or
four times, and they'll be so glittery you'll have to wear sun-glasses."
She did, they are, and we're now calling her "Sparkly
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Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-47029792168269159522013-02-09T14:08:00.000-08:002013-02-09T14:14:27.290-08:00TRUE ???? TOO2-9-13<br />
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TRUE ???? TOO # 3<br />
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Curtis was recently waylaid by a roving band of ticket scalpers. When he tried to explain to them that the Super Bowl had already been played and he did not need tickets, they duct taped him to the back door of his van and removed his beard with a hoe ( e on the end and in bad need of sharpening). Not content with that, they de-haired his arms with a cigarette lighter and with shouts of "Damn hippie", made the rest of his head look like the "post Delilah" Samson. Some 0 grit sandpaper glued to a pencil took care of the nose and ear hair. When I asked him if all I had heard was True, his one word reply was "YEP." <br />
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Chester put pix of Darlene's party at Bella Vita on facebook, and a friend of Kathy's took her to task for not inviting her/him to the party. Kathy didn't even know there was a party, since her and the "nearly wild bunch"stay holed up in the back being quiet as church mice. I must be more diligent in making sure that everyone gets the word on everything that is happening or should happen at Bella Vita. We (the wild bunch) are teaching Luma some of the differences in what we say in "Americanized" english versus how she might say it in Albanianized Albanian. There are some hilarious differences. I could relate more of what we say, including Luma, by utilizing the time-honored @%#$*&% keys on the keyboard as has been done in America since about 1492. (Yes, they had keyboards then, they just looked different and were called something else) I could also use redaction, which I have done in the past, but most of the conversation we have would have to be redacted so heavily it would be very difficult to read, so I'm just going to get Luma to tell me how to say, and spell, every dirty word that exists in the world today, and put a Lexicon in this paper. Of course I will only be relating Albanian to American English(which in itself is a lot different from English English) to keep confusion to a minimum.<br />
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When Linda and I got about halfway home from the cafe this past Friday, my eyes felt a little funny, so I asked her how they looked when we got home. She said a little bloodshot, so I laid down for a few minutes. Then they went to spinning like the rabbit in the old cartoons with pinwheel eyes. She called an ambulance which transported me to Harris Hospital. The eyes had already straightened up by that time, but they said a cat scan was in order, along with chest x-rays. Short version is: dehydration, possibly from too long a time span between cups of coffee. Damn waitress. Doc said the x-rays and cat scan looked o.k.. so tell Tammy more coffee, and as soon as I got a bagfull of liquid down with an I.V. I could go home. I asked if I could get the bag to go, and he said no. Same answer to punching a straw hole in the bag. Same answer to Linda squeezing the bag.But the bag finally got empty, and we left the hospital in time to go straight to Bella Vita for dinner. Linda had picked me up at the hopital in her car, so I didn't have my cane but I leaned on her long enought to get seated.Spotting my hospital bracelets, Tina asked about them, so I asked her if I could borrow her switchblade to cut them off with. She said something about not having one, and Nea/Nia said I asked the wrong one for the switchblade, but hers was at home, so Tina brought scissors and cut them off. We had a good dinner, and when it came time to leave, not having my cane, I asked Tina if she could help me stand up. She said "Seriously?", and I said yeah, so she pried me out of the chair without having to lift me, stood there holding my hand until she was sure I was stable, then let me go. She asked Linda what should she have done if I started to fall, and Linda said "Just get out of the way".<br />
<br />
GEMINI MAN<br />
geminiauthor.blogspot.com<br />
Copyright 20132-9-13<br />
<br />
TRUE ???? TOO # 3<br />
<br />
<br />
Curtis was recently waylaid by a roving band of ticket scalpers. When he tried to explain to them that the Super Bowl had already been played and he did not need tickets, they duct taped him to the back door of his van and removed his beard with a hoe ( e on the end and in bad need of sharpening). Not content with that, they de-haired his arms with a cigarette lighter and with shouts of "Damn hippie", made the rest of his head look like the "post Delilah" Samson. Some 0 grit sandpaper glued to a pencil took care of the nose and ear hair. When I asked him if all I had heard was True, his one word reply was "YEP." <br />
<br />
Chester put pix of Darlene's party at Bella Vita on facebook, and a friend of Kathy's took her to task for not inviting her/him to the party. Kathy didn't even know there was a party, since her and the "nearly wild bunch"stay holed up in the back being quiet as church mice. I must be more diligent in making sure that everyone gets the word on everything that is happening or should happen at Bella Vita. We (the wild bunch) are teaching Luma some of the differences in what we say in "Americanized" english versus how she might say it in Albanianized Albanian. There are some hilarious differences. I could relate more of what we say, including Luma, by utilizing the time-honored @%#$*&% keys on the keyboard as has been done in America since about 1492. (Yes, they had keyboards then, they just looked different and were called something else) I could also use redaction, which I have done in the past, but most of the conversation we have would have to be redacted so heavily it would be very difficult to read, so I'm just going to get Luma to tell me how to say, and spell, every dirty word that exists in the world today, and put a Lexicon in this paper. Of course I will only be relating Albanian to American English(which in itself is a lot different from English English) to keep confusion to a minimum.<br />
<br />
When Linda and I got about halfway home from the cafe this past Friday, my eyes felt a little funny, so I asked her how they looked when we got home. She said a little bloodshot, so I laid down for a few minutes. Then they went to spinning like the rabbit in the old cartoons with pinwheel eyes. She called an ambulance which transported me to Harris Hospital. The eyes had already straightened up by that time, but they said a cat scan was in order, along with chest x-rays. Short version is: dehydration, possibly from too long a time span between cups of coffee. Damn waitress. Doc said the x-rays and cat scan looked o.k.. so tell Tammy more coffee, and as soon as I got a bagfull of liquid down with an I.V. I could go home. I asked if I could get the bag to go, and he said no. Same answer to punching a straw hole in the bag. Same answer to Linda squeezing the bag.But the bag finally got empty, and we left the hospital in time to go straight to Bella Vita for dinner. Linda had picked me up at the hopital in her car, so I didn't have my cane but I leaned on her long enought to get seated.Spotting my hospital bracelets, Tina asked about them, so I asked her if I could borrow her switchblade to cut them off with. She said something about not having one, and Nea/Nia said I asked the wrong one for the switchblade, but hers was at home, so Tina brought scissors and cut them off. We had a good dinner, and when it came time to leave, not having my cane, I asked Tina if she could help me stand up. She said "Seriously?", and I said yeah, so she pried me out of the chair without having to lift me, stood there holding my hand until she was sure I was stable, then let me go. She asked Linda what should she have done if I started to fall, and Linda said "Just get out of the way".<br />
<br />
GEMINI MAN<br />
geminiauthor.blogspot.com<br />
Copyright 20132-9-13<br />
<br />
TRUE ???? TOO # 3<br />
<br />
<br />
Curtis was recently waylaid by a roving band of ticket scalpers. When he tried to explain to them that the Super Bowl had already been played and he did not need tickets, they duct taped him to the back door of his van and removed his beard with a hoe ( e on the end and in bad need of sharpening). Not content with that, they de-haired his arms with a cigarette lighter and with shouts of "Damn hippie", made the rest of his head look like the "post Delilah" Samson. Some 0 grit sandpaper glued to a pencil took care of the nose and ear hair. When I asked him if all I had heard was True, his one word reply was "YEP." <br />
<br />
Chester put pix of Darlene's party at Bella Vita on facebook, and a friend of Kathy's took her to task for not inviting her/him to the party. Kathy didn't even know there was a party, since her and the "nearly wild bunch"stay holed up in the back being quiet as church mice. I must be more diligent in making sure that everyone gets the word on everything that is happening or should happen at Bella Vita. We (the wild bunch) are teaching Luma some of the differences in what we say in "Americanized" english versus how she might say it in Albanianized Albanian. There are some hilarious differences. I could relate more of what we say, including Luma, by utilizing the time-honored @%#$*&% keys on the keyboard as has been done in America since about 1492. (Yes, they had keyboards then, they just looked different and were called something else) I could also use redaction, which I have done in the past, but most of the conversation we have would have to be redacted so heavily it would be very difficult to read, so I'm just going to get Luma to tell me how to say, and spell, every dirty word that exists in the world today, and put a Lexicon in this paper. Of course I will only be relating Albanian to American English(which in itself is a lot different from English English) to keep confusion to a minimum.<br />
<br />
When Linda and I got about halfway home from the cafe this past Friday, my eyes felt a little funny, so I asked her how they looked when we got home. She said a little bloodshot, so I laid down for a few minutes. Then they went to spinning like the rabbit in the old cartoons with pinwheel eyes. She called an ambulance which transported me to Harris Hospital. The eyes had already straightened up by that time, but they said a cat scan was in order, along with chest x-rays. Short version is: dehydration, possibly from too long a time span between cups of coffee. Damn waitress. Doc said the x-rays and cat scan looked o.k.. so tell Tammy more coffee, and as soon as I got a bagfull of liquid down with an I.V. I could go home. I asked if I could get the bag to go, and he said no. Same answer to punching a straw hole in the bag. Same answer to Linda squeezing the bag.But the bag finally got empty, and we left the hospital in time to go straight to Bella Vita for dinner. Linda had picked me up at the hopital in her car, so I didn't have my cane but I leaned on her long enought to get seated.Spotting my hospital bracelets, Tina asked about them, so I asked her if I could borrow her switchblade to cut them off with. She said something about not having one, and Nea/Nia said I asked the wrong one for the switchblade, but hers was at home, so Tina brought scissors and cut them off. We had a good dinner, and when it came time to leave, not having my cane, I asked Tina if she could help me stand up. She said "Seriously?", and I said yeah, so she pried me out of the chair without having to lift me, stood there holding my hand until she was sure I was stable, then let me go. She asked Linda what should she have done if I started to fall, and Linda said "Just get out of the way".<br />
<br />
GEMINI MAN<br />
geminiauthor.blogspot.com<br />
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cause Rendon don't have that many people. She said there were 800 people, but
I'm pretty sure there were 801 people there. Luma took the blame/credit for
dropping the birthday cake on the floor, but she gave Darlene a choice of
Chocolate Cheese Cake, Oatmeal Cheesecake, Strawberry Cheesecake, or Cheese
Cheesecake as a replacement.(Something about a 2 for 1 sale on cheese). I guess
Darlene don't like cheesecake cause she said she'd rather scrape the original
up off the floor. The cake tasted fine and wasn't in the slightest gritty.
There was music, and Chester ( who says he doesn't have any rythm) danced with
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from the festivities, and her excuse was that she would have had to perform her
famous "ladder" dance, and she was afraid someone would look up her
dress while she was on the ladder, and even though I told her she could be starkers
underneath the dress, and as long as she didn't forget to wear her "Lone
Ranger" mask, nobody would know who was on the ladder. Of course if she
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Burt or Jim who threw the egg at me?" I was going to "man up"
and admit that Jim did it, but when I raised my hand for permission to speak,
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stayed remarkably dry, and gingerly began feeling the top of my head. At that
point. something bounced off my nose and landed in my coffee. I fished it out
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revealed Onion, olives, sausage, bell pepper, jalepenas, cheese, Sunflower
seeds, almonds, peanuts, grapes, and a partridge in a pear tree. This was all
fresh stuff, just like Luma serves from the kitchen. Turns out that Tammy,
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">For anyone who
has not read TRUE ????, you should know that TRUE ????, as well as TRUE ????
TOO, is almost practically nearly 16 % the plain, unvarnished truth, except for
those few varnished un truths, of which there are almost not quite 4 % of the
total, which includes the 1 and 1/2 % portions which are blatant lies. Keep
that in mind as you read, and you can tell which parts are fiction and which
parts are "made-up truths". There are no made up un truths.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">The names of the
parties herein have been changed to protect the one who is innocent. It will be
for you to figure out who that might be.</span></div>
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characters you may read about in TRUE ???? TOO:</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Luma Nescence.
The Owner of the establishment, and sometimes the cook as well. If that name
was spelled Lumi instead of Luma it would mean LOW temperature emission of
light. LOW temperature she ain't. If I wasn't married, Id say she was HOT. Volcanic
would be a closer description. She threw an egg at me the other day, and
instead of catching it as I normally would, (being afraid that it WAS NOT
boiled) I caught it with a whirling motion that catapulted it toward Tammy
(Biscuit) without undue stress on the egg. Having thrown eggs at Biscuit
(Tammy) before, I was surprised when she caught it and rapped it smartly on the
counter she was behind. While she was cleaning up the mess, I inquired as to
why she broke it instead of whipping it on toward Chester as I had expected she
would. She said (Chester) was leaning way forward on his table so he could yell
something at me, and was perfectly screened from her egging position by
Sally(The Biker Chick), as she is small enough to be completely hidden behind
Chester. That made perfect sense to me. Tammy would not have had a very big
target if she was tasked to NOT hit (The Biker Chick) Sally.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">We have a
plethora of folks to write about, so as time goes by you will be introduced to
more of them, and some customers as I learn their names. Anyone who wishes to
escape being written about may simply not do anything, and I'll just make
something up, which goes against the grain, but the people have a right to
know.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Read this paper
online at the address below.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Some more
egg story next time.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">GEMINI MAN</span></div>
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Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-52593832799034193552012-05-29T17:43:00.005-07:002012-05-29T17:43:54.482-07:00TRUETRUE<br /><br />#53<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> R.I.P.<br /><br /><br /><br /> Henry A. Reid<br /><br /> November 14, 1920<br /><br /> May 26, 2012<br /><br /><br /><br /> "We spoke 'Newfoundland' "<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">My birthday just
happened recently, (today) and I became a member of the motorcycle Gang/Club
that Chester belongs to. I didn't know of it's existence until Linda gave me a
B'day card with the club's members photo and name on, and it's "The Old As
Hell Angels". This morning, as Linda and I were about to leave the cafe
after breakfast, Hottie Carol and Darla came out of the kitchen singing
"Happy Birthday" with a fresh-out-of-the-oven biscuit, neatly
skewered on a long stem butane lighter, lit, lighted, alight, flaming, or
whatever the correct terminology might be for the occasion. The biscuit was
delicious, but regrettably only large enough for one. Normally I would have
shared, but it WAS a very good biscuit.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">Chester was
trying to convince Sally to quit the Hell's Angels and come over to his club,
but she said she wouldn't be old enough for that one for several years yet.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt;">I accidentally
overheard Curtis talking to someone on the phone, and in trying to decipher the
language they were using, I distinctly heard "coom by ya", which
simply means Curtis was reciting the "Hippiecratic Oath", which they
must do every so often or lose their place on the VW bus going to the burning
man festival. The "group" dropped the motorcycle requirement when
Curtis fell off his "Hog" for about the millionth time, but refused
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wants to make an attempt for a new world record "sky surfing" from
one plane to another, and back again. She is almost certain she can make the
transition from the first plane to the second with the second being only 1000
feet lower than the first, then maintain the same 1000 foot difference in
elevation for the trip back. I tried to tell her I don't think 1000 foot is
enough for the return trip, as she will have to get inside the second plane and
wax her board before starting back to the first plane. I think the first plane
should start to circle as soon as she exits, then come up on her from behind
and match the plane speed with hers so her board can be brought into the plane
gently, with very little chance of her splattering on the fuselage of that
plane. Chester said he thinks she should use a rubber raft, so if she hits the
plane hard, she will have some cushion. She's considering that.</span></div>
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<br /></div>Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-48191572700012721812012-05-19T11:12:00.000-07:002012-05-19T11:22:13.102-07:00TRUE ???? # 515-19-12
TRUE ???? # 51
Ashley couldn't change a light bulb from atop a table the other day, being afraid of heights as she is, so Hottie Carol, Darla, and Lacy decided it would be best if they all got together away from the cafe and worked on Ashley's fear of heights. Carol asked her what was the highest she had ever been, and she admitted she could not make it to the top of a ladder to get on the roof at her house. Carol doesn't think doing things in "increments" is helpful, so she decided the four of them should go "sky-diving", which, if it did not scare Ashley to death, would get her over her fear.<br />
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When told this, on the way to the airport at Burleson, Ashley said she was too afraid to get in an airplane. Carol had anticipated this, and being a fan of the old t.v. show "The A-Team", she was ready with a syringe full of the same kind of sedative the "team" always had to give B.A. to get him in a plane. All went as planned, and even though it slowed the girls down some, they managed to get the unconscious Ashley into a parachute harness, which is difficult at best.<br />
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When all was ready, the girls then began to decide how to proceed, and who would go first, did they push Ashley out or wait for her to jump on her own? They decided that Lacy would jump first, with the camcorder to record the event. They would all be standing at the door, with Carol and Darla supporting Ashley until she woke up. At that instant, Lacy would jump, with her back to the ground, Darla would jump, then Carol would grab the now conscious Ashley and jump out the door, dragging Ashley with her. Piece of cake.<br />
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Carol would hold on to Ashley, giving her instructions on how to use a parachute on the way down. If she was screaming all the time, Carol had a silk bandanna borrowed from Burt's truck to stuff in her mouth and shut her up so she could pay attention to instructions.<br />
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Ashley was as level headed as could be expected, and when she saw that red bandanna in Carol's hand, she said: "Carol, that is NOT big enough for a parachute."<br />
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Unflustered, Carol put Ash's hand on the D-ring and said: "Sometime between now and you splattering on the ground, just pull this ring very hard, and it will open your chute. Take this red bandanna just in case the chute doesn't open." whereupon Carol turned loose of Ash, and pulled her own D-ring, which immediately slowed Carol down as Ash hurtled toward the ground.<br />
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She didn't have to hurtle very far before realizing that this was as good a time to pull that ring as any, and almost ripped that D-ring from the pack, but it did have the desired effect and the drogue filled with air and pulled the main chute from the pack. When the initial shock hit her, for a terrifying moment she thought she had hit the ground, but when she opened her eyes, there was the ground. Way the hell down there. Looking to her right and left, she could see Darla and Carol and Lacy just floating down, light as feathers, so she relaxed. Piece of cake.<br />
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For those of you who know the area, going West from the cafe on 1187, there is a horse training facility just before you get to I-35. Fortunately, since she was extremely relaxed, Ash landed in the stock tank on that facility, while Carol, Lacy, and Darla landed high and dry several yards away. They were able to get to Ash before she swallowed too much water, as Carol had neglected to give Ash instruction on how to GET OUT of a parachute harness, and they pulled her out without problems. Piece of cake.<br />
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The next day, at the cafe, Chester wondered aloud why Ashley's leg brace was hanging on the hitch rail outside, soaking wet. Carol told him to ask Burt. I guess I'll have to write that story, someday. Should be a piece of cake.<br />
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Gemini Man<br />
Geminiauthor.blogspot.com<br />
copyright 2012Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-71674477427566282832012-05-11T19:00:00.002-07:002012-05-11T19:35:01.304-07:00TRUE ???? # 50<P>5-12-12
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TRUE ???? # 50</P>
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Most of you probably know that Ashley sprained all her toes on her left foot, as well as the arch of the foot, the ankle, and the shin bone half way up to her knee. Freak accident. Curtis bet her that she could not ski from the peak to the bottom of Rabbit Ear Pass. She wasn't paying a great deal of attention at the time, but took the bet, not knowing that Curtis meant for her to ski down the mountain some time after next Christmas. Never one to forego a challenge, Ash hitchhiked to Colorado the other day taking her skis, poles, backpack, jerky, and Mountain Dew. Her ride let her out at the top of Rabbit Ear Pass, looking at Steamboat Springs at the bottom. Not one to be flim-flammed, she immediately realized that if she skied down to Steamboat Springs, then couldn't catch a ride, she would have to walk all the way back up. She then turned and presented her backside to Steamboat Springs, which had her pointed toward Rendon, then pushed off. She skied pavement, dirt, rocks, grass and something that looked a great deal like pine cones. She flawlessly executed Christy after Christy traversing between pavement and all that other stuff, and when the steepness of the terrain warranted, she shussed a bunch, exceeding 90 miles per hour on some of the well worn pavement. She passed several cars and trucks, and by the time she reached the bottom of Rabbit Ear, she had accumulated quite a convoy behind her, horns blaring, hands waving, and cheers echoing off the trees. She had managed to get up enough speed close to the bottom to slide out into the flats about three hundred yards. She brought her now smoking skis to a gliding halt, and bowed to the crowd that was gathering, kicking off her skis and waving to the crowd. At this point, Ashley saw this dipstick on a dirt-bike, chasing a wolf. As the wolf passed her and the dirt bike neared, she gathered her muscles and launched herself full force into the dirt bike rider, knocking him ass over teakettle while his bike continued for a few hundred yards and got back onto the highway, where an 18 wheeler made scrap iron out of it. Ash got her leg banged up a little, but tackling a 60mph motorcycle will do that.</p>
<P>Several people have asked me why the chalkboard is put up at an angle. I would have thought it would be obvious, especially to the regulars, but obviously a lot of folks don't know, so here's the straight scoop.</P>
<P>Anybody who comes to the Rendon Cafe very much, would agree that political discussion can get really heated, which is why one rarely hears political argument there. That's not to say that politics is not discussed, but very few argumants take place. Carol, as everyone knows, is not a big fan of the Prez. But of course if you listen awhile, you'll find very FEW folks that are fans of the Prez. Sometimes, when everybody finishes what they were saying at the same time, there may be a slight lull in which the O name is mentioned, then that person immediately shuts up, like he doesn't want anybody not at his table to hear what is being said. I believe, as does Carol, that the clientelle at Rendon Cafe is basically and largely from the right side of the aisle. To make sure that her cafe can not be branded a "vast right wing conspiracy", she decided that there should be something in there to reflect the "other side". What could be better or more fair than a blackboard with all the side dishes listed on it that "leans to the left". Fair because knowing as we do that the left looks at everything "slightly askew", the blackboard is slightly askew to make up for their left-leaning tendency, so what they are now seeing is the straight scoop. </P>
<P>Lacy and Ashley were discussing the glitter on Ashleys face. I commented that she might want to wear some Christmas lights. Ashley made no comment, but Lacy said she could put Christmas lights around her boo?s. They both swear that what they said was boots, but that's not what I heard.</P>
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Gemini Man<br>
geminiauthor.blogspot.com</br>
copyright 2012Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-83503988172897457732012-04-20T12:39:00.000-07:002012-04-20T12:55:33.084-07:00TRUE ???? # 494-20-12<P>
TRUE ???? # 49<P>
"Hottie" Carol found a snake in her truck the other day, and was looking for some way to kill it. Curtis told her that the snake was not poisonous, and since it was only about 4 feet long, it would be advantageous for her to keep it, as it would be a good pest control method. I agree with that totally, and went to have a look at her "pet" snake. I'm not afraid of snakes, and don't think anyone should be. For this reason, and because there is plenty of time, I have not as yet told "Hottie Carol" that if she feeds that snake all the rats, mice, rabbits, squirrels, and various other mammals it can eat, in just a few short years her ANACONDA will be about 16 feet long and able to eat her truck and various customers. I feel certain that Curtis did NOT know it is an Anaconda, as I'm sure he would never knowingly endanger Carol or any of her customers.<P>
Somebody at the cafe really likes Lacy. After these people left, she went to bus their table and this red thing was sticking up leaning against the salt and pepper shakers, She called "Hottie" Carol over, and Carol laughed so hard I had to know what was going on. On the red place mat for the table, someone had writtin their name, number, and particulars with a smiley face. Since this gentleman may be new to the cafe and may have no idea what TRUE ??? is all about, maybe never having seen one, I'll forego the presses credo of "the people's right to know", and skip the details such as name, number, and other pertinent information until such time as the person in question has acquainted himself with TRUE ???? to the point he will know whether to step up or not.<P>
We have not seen or heard from The Wild Bunch for some time, and some folks may not be aware that they have been incarcerated in the State Calaboose just up the road. That institution has the word "vita" in it's name. I am almost certain that word means "life", but I'm not clear as to whether that means the Wild Bunch is serving a "life" sentence, or their "life" is enhanced by being there, or what. I am assuming that whatever their transgression, Chester must not have been caught, because I see him occasionally, and one can only surmise that Sally is on some sort of "work release" program, as I see her sporadically. I'll let you know if I hear any rumors of "escape."<P>
Sanora slipped a "ringer" into the coloring contest, and won, so I asked "the ringer" if she would mind coloring against me, as Carol won't believe I'm just a big for my age 8 year old. "The ringer", (whose name I promise to get in print) said she wouldn't be afraid to color against me if I was 150 years old and she had to color with one hand tied behind her. That's confidence.<P>
Some of you may know that we have a new German Shepherd puppy. When we took him to the vet this morning for puppy shots, we went from there to the cafe to show him to Carol. Not being able to take a dog into the cafe and Carol being "so far behind another minute won't matter", she came out to the Bronco to see Black Magic. While smooching our puppy, she inadvertently leaned against my truck with her elbows. We left to take Magic home, then returned to the cafe for lunch. Carol said she had a bone to pick with me, and laid the last copy of TRUE ???? on our table. She then fiddled with her phone a bit, ( I am aware that some of you may not know that you can fiddle with these smart phones, but I understand the next generation you can play like a banjo.) and produced some pictures of her (Carol) elbows. You would have thought she'd been playing War Games in a t shirt. She had rubbed 4 months of grass growing dirt off my Bronco. When I said she had set me back 4 months in my sodding effort, she told Darla to give our check to somebody else. The 4 gentlemen sitting at the table next to us didn't catch it until they were almost ready to leave, at which point they politely declined our generous offer of them paying our check.<P>
Now I guess I'll have to put that dirt back on the Bronco with a trowel.<P>
Gemini Man<P>
Geminiauthor.blogspot.com<P>
Copyright 2012Gemini Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18314554757541829420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6594467275067070650.post-35768067585551211862012-04-18T19:15:00.000-07:002012-04-20T12:57:44.475-07:00TRUE ???? # 484-18-2012<br />
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While I was having a Burt's Taco for breakfast, Ash poured me some coffee and asked if I wanted her to mow my lawn. You all know that I am such a workaholic I could never allow someone else to mow my grass, so I declined and asked her if she was needing some extra money and was mowing lawns for it. She said no, and she hadn't planned to accept money. She does some charity work, and it was time for her to do something for someone older than dirt, and I was the only one she knew that old. I told her that Curtis was probably that old, and maybe Chester, but she said she was pretty certain that I was way older than them, maybe even them put together. I politely refused her offer, but said I'd happily let her wash the Bronco. She politely declined and said maybe Lacy would wash my car. When I asked Lacy if she would wash the Bronco, she smiled brightly and said I must be an apple short of a fruit basket if I thought I could get her to wash my car. She then proceeded, at length, to tell me what all I must have wrong with me to ask such a question. Then Lacy made a very good suggestion. She said: "Why, with such a good start at being covered with dirt, it would be a shame to wash the Bronco. Why don't you just keep adding a little more dirt and filth every day, then get Curtis to sod the Bronco. Then as soon as the grass is long enough, let Ashley mow the grass on the Bronco."<br />
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As you all know, I ponder occasionally, so I'm going to ponder this for awhile.<br />
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I don't know whether Hottie Carol advertised or what, but recently an old guy contacted her trying to sell her a farm. He said the constant quack quack here, and moo moo there, and everywhere a oink oink quack moo was driving him insane and he wanted to sell out and get him a condo in town. Carol thought it over carefully, then decided she could incorporate some farm stuff into the cafe and not actually have to buy old MacDonalds farm, which would have necessitated a very long drive into town every morning to open up the cafe, and she finds it much easier to buy the milk than to milk all those cows, so she turned down old MacDonalds offer and set about combining the cafe with some farm stuff.<br />
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She promises that one farm thing that WILL NOT be incorporated into the cafe is the farm smells, which all of you former farm dwellers will agree, had some very pleasant smells, and some VERY UNPLEASANT smells, which we can do without at breakfast. <br />
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The transition is taking place as this is written, and so far there has been no necessity to scrape cow-flop or chicken s!!! off your shoes before you enter, or as you leave. Alas, because of health department regulations, we shall probably have to forego the quite pleasant smell of new mown hay as well.<br />
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When all is said and done, she plans to have a grand opening, which she will advertise somehow, so that all who wish may attend. Ya'll come if you can.<br />
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I found out something the other day that I did not know, though some of you maybe have known it for forever, or nearly that long.<br />
You all remember seeing on T.V. or the newspaper at various different times where someone with a backhoe has dug up a water main, so some people are without water until the water guys get it fixed. That's Curtis doing that. <br />
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His cover is "landscaping", while his real agenda is disrupting the water supply. I came into the cafe the other day, midday, and Curtis was sitting there with his feet up, relaxing. He was thoroughly wet, but it had rained THE DAY BEFORE, but not this day. When I asked him why he was there in the middle of the day, wet, with it NOT raining outside, the truth came out. (My interrogation methods are classified "Top Secret", and will not be revealed in this paper.)<br />
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Curtis had been at D-FW Airport (Covert Operation Welldigger) and some of his equipment malfunctioned. By the time he got the machinery shut down, the water supply for the airport, Denton County, Ellis County, and Hood County had been shut down completely. Curtis might have gotten away clean, but the force of the water coming out of the ground had deposited his pickup in Colleyville, a few miles West of D-FW Airport. He was picked up, soaking wet, still on airport property, trying to thumb a ride to Colleyville.<br />
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I asked him why he was still wet, since this episode had occurred a few hours before. Seems that Darla had dropped someone at the airport and was on her way to work, so she took him straight to the cafe. She told "Hottie" Carol that she was late because some idiot with a backhoe had dug up a water main on the airport and flooded everything on the airport, including the parking lot she was in. All flights into D-FW had been diverted to Austin, so that busses could get to Dallas from the West and South.<br />
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Curtis was dripping water everywhere, so Carol put two buckets on the floor and made him stand in them until he quit dripping. Then she handcuffed him to the table so he couldn't walk around and get the floor wet and slick for the other customers.<br />
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Chester finally asked him why he wasn't arrested trying to hitch a ride on the airport property. Curtis said he told them he was an illegal alien, and the airport cops made him get out of their car and said they were not even allowed to TALK to him.<br />
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This years TIBTACHPLF (The In Between Thanksgiving And Christmas Holiday Pot Luck Feast) was a big success, with 58 people showing up in festive mood. People came from as far away as Bogata and Retta City, and Chester and Sally cut short their Seminar, Haitian Voodoo-How it's practiced, where it's practiced, and how to remove a spell from yourself and transfer it to somebody you REALLY don't like, which was conducted in Haiti by Chester, Sally, and the Haitian Voodoo Priestess, Gertrude. They plan on bringing their seminar to Rendon as soon as they can get the discrepancies in Sally's Passport ironed out, meanwhile she has her birth certificate and work permit in order.<br />
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I heard someone ask Chester if those voodoo rituals really have naked people dancing to drumbeats around a fire, so It seems there is at least some interest in Voodoo rituals. Renato immediately volunteered to be the drummer if there was ever a ritual at the cafe, saying he had the only drum in Texas (or maybe even the whole Southwest) that was the Correct drum for that ritual. I told him he would have to check with "Hottie" Carol, since it is her cafe and she might not want somebody pounding drums in there, lest it might crack the plaster. <br />
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Turns out Carol "cleans up real nice", and she sported a new dress to the soiree instead of her Chef's uniform and big hat. She did have a big hat on for a while, but it was a cowboy hat, as it should be, and the dress could handle breakfast, lunch, dinner, an evening out on the town, and hunting on the weekend, as she almost disappeared when she stood up against the Christmas tree. It was o.k. with the cowboy boots, but we'll have to wait and see how "Hottie Carol" and her camo dress work with hunting boots. She said she could not wear that dress in the kitchen, cause in camo, not being able to see yourself and all, she'd be running into herself all the time. The dress is not really camo, but has an array of greens that do a good job.<br />
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Eddie D., Karen D, and Brad D came all the way from some Hill that is way to hell and gone somewhere South of Midlothian, where they have all those weird lights in the sky. I asked him about those lights, and he said they need more of them, so if you have any extra weird lights, send your excess to: Eddie D, somewhere, but not IN Midlothian. I'm sure he'd be appreciative.<br />
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Ron and Anne C flew in from Tyler to Dallas, then took the bus from Dallas to Rendon. I asked Ron if it shouldn't have been done the other way, and he said "NAH". He's trying to get a million miles on a bus since he retired. I think it's just possible he needs more to do, but Anne thinks he's afraid he might run off and join the Air Force again if he gets around an airplane too much.<br />
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Trish is the better half of Renato with the drum, who you've already met. Trish builds websites, working about 20 hours a day for herself, then she drinks a cup of coffee and works the other 20 trying to keep Google afloat. Since I know everything there is to know about computers, I rarely ever have to call her up at 2:00 a.m. to find out why my computer is not doing whatever it is not doing at the time.<br />
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We know from experience that she don't do well in an airplane, so she should probably take a cruise to the Caribbean so she can learn some Haitian Voodoo. Then she could help Chester and Sally and Voodoo Priestess Gertrude with their Voodoo Rituals. There's this Romanian/German/Brazilian/American/Gypsy/Texan drummer boy I know who has the proper drum and would be happy to help out.<br />
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I was really surprised at how many people were there that could not tell the Hippo meat from the ham. Hippo doesn't taste anything like ham. Looks like it, but tastes like chicken. I thought one of the birds was Madagascar pigeon, but Jim assured me that both birds were in fact turkey, as advertised. There wasn't much of anything left over, so I guess everybody thought everything tasted fine.. That's not really a surprise, since there are some damn good cooks among those folks attending the TIBTACHPLF. I ain't one of them, contrary to what somebody told Sheridan, saying that I made that chocolate dessert. That was Linda's, I just put the recipe in one of the issues of TRUE ???? My idea of "cooking" for a two week hunting trip is a case of Wolf brand Chili, and a case of toilet paper. "Nuff said.<br />
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Jim E wants to try his hand at grilling a Nile crocodile, and wants to know if anybody has a 16 foot long rotisserie he might borrow. Curtis says he's pretty sure the Nile River runs along the Eastern edge of his deer lease, and he'll try to bag a croc for the pot. He said he had bagged a hippo for the cafe, and while he was rounding up enough help to help with the field dressing, a band of County Cork "little people" absconded with it, leaving in it's place a pot of gold, which Curtis immediately threw in the river, "little people" gold being cursed and all. We could probably have used the gold to buy a croc and a hippo, then had Sheridan give the curse to some Retturds as a Christmas present from all of us.<br />
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I told Sharon E, that I would figure out a way for her to drive, without having to buy a vehicle with hand controls. The prototype works well, I think, but Jim might have another viewpoint. Bringing the food to the cafe for the potluck, she drove from her house, which I did not see so therefore cannot verify, and had no problems. She pulled into the cafe parking lot without difficulty, cut three or four donuts, then parked in the handicapped slot,without knocking down the sign, I might add. When I asked for the reason for the donuts, her explanation satisfied me, but Jim might not concur. Sharon knows how to drive and everything, but can't feel her feet with the pedals. Here is how she and I solved the problem, realizing of course that Jim might want to tell a different version.<br />
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Can't feel your feet = not knowing how much pressure to apply to the gas pedal and the brake pedal. Since I subscribe to the KISS method for doing most everything, that's what I applied here. (For those who may not be acquainted with the KISS method, it means Keep It Simple, Stupid.)<br />
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I converted her vehicle to hand controls for about $4.00 for twine, a couple of eye-bolts, and a couple of small pulleys. Jim drilled the holes in her feet cause I didn't have a drill. We installed one eye bolt in each of her feet, halfway between the ankle and the toes for balance. We decided the pulleys weren't going to work, so we'll save them for another project. Then we tied a big (really big)knot in one end of the twine, pulled the line through the eye-bolt in her right (gas pedal) foot up to the knot, which prevents the twine from going all the way through the eye-bolt. Then we cut the twine to a proper length to reach and tie to, her right arm. We first took the twine up through the steering wheel, but then discovered that made her pedals do strange things every time she turned the wheel, so outside the steering wheel is the way to go.<br />
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Then we just repeated the procedure for the left (braking) foot. Since you never have to use the brake and the gas pedal at the same time, she is always left with one arm to steer with. Very simple. To go, let your right arm(gas pedal arm)down toward the steering wheel. To slow, raise your arm up a little. Braking is even easier. Remember, she can feel and use her leg. Just step on the brake pedal and push down until the damn thing stops.<br />
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Donuts? Jim was little worried as she pulled into the parking lot and stepped out before the vehicle stopped completely. Sharon wanted to see if he could reach back in and grab a turkey before she had to park.<br />
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The cafe's annual fall get together pot luck supper, this year called: "The In-Between Thanksgiving and Christmas Holiday Pot Luck Feast", ( TIBTACHPLF) will be held TUESDAY, DECEMBER 13. Bring a dish and $3.00 per person. Get particulars and sign up at cafe. *****<br />
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The Semi-Wild Bunch (if they are not all present, then they are only a semi-wild bunch) were in the back room this morning, so I went back and told them I was on a fact gathering mission, and couldn't sit down and visit. I asked them several questions, which they answered with alacrity and without hesitation. I knew what their answers would be, but I'm forced to act like all journalists and overlook the news while printing the "fluff". Suffice it to say, the "semi-wild bunch had nothing to hide, and I wasn't looking for anything anyway.<br />
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The same cannot be said of Carol. This morning, (another "this morning," and not the same one as above.), I saw Carol leave the cafe carrying two very large purses. I asked her if she couldn't find a bigger purse, and she said "no", glibly. That made me suspicious. We all know Carol doesn't do "glib". One of these purses would have held the left-over luggage that wouldn't fit in a Volkswagon, and the other one would have held the Volkswagon. During the course of the day, I skulked, sneaked, followed, and largely went un-detected. Carol teamed up with Jim and Sharon, Pat, Chester and Sally, and went to the "back 40" of the property of one of the Wild Bunch. I was unable to ascertain which of the "bunch" owned the property, but Jay met them there, so it might be his property. <br />
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All of them gathered at a HUGE, dead Live Oak tree. Carol, Sharon, Pat, and Sally climbed up the tree, some going higher than others, until they were strung out from about 6 feet off the ground nearly to the top. Jay, being the tallest, handed something up to the lowest in the tree, which was passed on up the chain to near the top. I could see each item passed up was attached to a rope so that it was a string of whatever it was all tied together, while Sharon, who was the uppermost in the tree was putting each item into a hole in the tree, and presumably lowering it down inside the tree on the rope. Luckily I had on my camo clothes, so the bunch couldn't see me as I sneaked to within a few yards of the happening. <br />
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It then became clear that all the items going into the tree were non-perishable things from the cafe. Coffee, flour, beans and such. I crept away pondering (this is one of those times when I ponder) what was going on. Later in the day, a thought came to me. I should have asked the semi-Wild Bunch if they were hoarding stuff. I believe they would have told me the truth just like they always do and said: "Yes, we are hoarding stuff." If I had done that, you'd be reading the whole truth and not my supposition. As it is, I can only surmise that The Wild Bunch have figured out that a depression is coming, with food in short supply, and if that happens, hoarding would be illegal. So, while hoarding is NOT illegal, they are squirreling away stuff the cafe will need to keep feeding us in the manner to which we have become accustomed.<br />
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Today marks the 1st year Anniversary of Carol's ownership of the Rendon Cafe. Breakfast this morning was followed by an anniversary cake which was very good, which is in keeping with all of the vittles prepared and served in her cafe.<br />
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To celebrate this momentous occasion, and commemorate her recent plane crash (she was NOT driving the plane), some of the Wild Bunch have decided that maybe she should learn how to fly, and maybe have her own plane, so she won't be at the mercy of those airlines. There were a lot of ideas kicked around, what kind of plane should she learn in, and maybe ultimately buy? Jim and Sharon suggested a Beechcraft. Jim and Darlene said maybe a DeHaviland Otter. Curtis and Linda put two cents in for a Cessna; Wayland and Jay both thought an F-18 Hornet was the way to go, while I personally favor the SR-71 Blackbird. (If you're going to fly, fly exceptionally FAST)<br />
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I received a phone call from the space station, and wondered who would be calling me from there at that hour. Turns out the call was from Chester in Pennsylvania, and he had the call routed all over Hell's half acre and then some to keep me from getting that Pennsylvania phone number. Someone from the Cafe had notified him about the maybe plans for the plane and Carol's maybe lessons. He wasn't happy about all our recommendations for a plane. He felt that Carol deserved the very best, and I told him that's why I wanted the SR-71 Blackbird, the fastest plane in the air which can't even be shot down by a rocket, cause a rocket can't catch it.<br />
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Chester said we weren't really concerned about Carol getting shot down, but he was thinking comfort. Further discussion with Chester revealed that he was looking into the future, as Carol expands her business, builds a larger building, etc.,etc.,etc. He thinks she should learn how to fly in a 787, so when she takes a jaunt, she can take all her customers with her. When I suggested that she needs a vacation from all of us, he replied:<br />
"She just had a week or two South of Galveston, swimming and laying in the sun on the sand getting a nice tan. What more could she want?" <br />
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Being well informed, as I'm sure you all are, ya'll probably already know this, but for those of you who for whatever reason do not know this, here's the scoop.<br />
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Quite some time ago, Carol had taken a vacation. I know that is hard to believe, as most of us have never known her to do anything but work, 24-7, 412 days a year. This particular year, she was flying (in an airplane) from somewhere to somewhere else, when the plane malfunctioned. A serious malfunction, as the pilot announced that there were enough parachutes for all 216 passengers and even all the crew, so the flight attendant (of course they were called stewardesses in those days) would be passing out the chutes, first class first, then business class, then economy, then destitute. Carol rarely flew, but when necessary, it was always first class. <br />
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Carol was amongst the first people to receive a parachute, along with a CD on how to operate it. She had sneaked her lap-top past the baggage check station, so did not have to wait in line for an Airline lap-top to become available. She zipped through the instructions, twice, but could not find any instruction on what to do if her chute did not open. Some wise-ass on her row said "pray", and she dismissed him with the one finger salute.<br />
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People began exiting the plane from both ends, and when she saw the pilot, co-pilot, navigator, and stewardess exit one right after the other, she decided she would rather stay with the plane until it got low enough she didn't have to depend on a maybe malfuntioning parachute opening for her to reach the water safely, so she would just jump out the door (sans parachute) when the plane got close enough to the water. When that time arrived, unfortunately, the plane was still doing about 200 miles an hour, and Carol had no desire to go skipping across the water about 180 miles an hour faster than she'd ever done on water skis, so she gritted her teeth and braced for impact.<br />
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The plane started disintegrating as soon as it touched the water, but Carol resolutely held on and was not thrown into the water. When the plane stopped, she was up to her hips in the water, both feet still firmly planted on the plane, and she decided to just step off when the water reached her chest. She was swimming about 5 seconds later, the plane was nowhere to be seen, and by swivelling around she could see land just a couple of hundred yards away, so she started swimming for it.<br />
Carol being an excellent swimmer, and ocean currents being what they are, she reached the shore in just under 2 hours.<br />
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She lay for awhile on a sandy beach to catch her breath and get her bearings. When she stood up, she could see readily that this island would be more properly called an atoll. A very, very tiny atoll. No hotels. No boat docks. no trees. No nothing, in fact, which made it imperative that she be rescued soon. She dug out her cell phone, but there was no signal. She remembered that she and Pat used to play this game to see what they would do in case one of them ever got stranded on a desert atoll.<br />
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They had figured out that if one was stranded as she now was, she could simultaneously press the H, the E, the L, the P, it would send a GPS signal to the others phone, while at the same time sending her coordinates to the others (Pats) phone. She did this with complete confidence that it would work. She spent the rest of the day sunning various parts of herself.<br />
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Early next morning, Carol began to hear a droning sound. Scanning the skies in every direction, she finally saw a speck that materialized into a sea plane. It circled her position once then came into the wind and landed about 200 yards offshore. Without shutting down the motors, the pilot stepped out onto a pontoon, reared back, and threw something just as hard as he could toward the shore. It seemed to be heavy enough that it was only in the air for maybe 30 yards, then splashed down. Carol remembered the currents, and instantly began swimming toward the plane, which by this time was climbing lazily into the air. Carol filled the air with expletives, and strangling, realized she had to shut her mouth or else drown.<br />
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After a very brisk swim, she got back to the sand carrying what looked to be a magnum sized bottle of wine. While working the wire off the bottle, she was wondering why the hell Pat sent her a bottle of wine, and why didn't the pilot pick her up. <br />
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The cork blasted out of the bottle with a loud pop, and a Geni popped out of the bottle.<br />
"You will be granted only three wishes, so decide carefully." said the Geni<br />
"For my first wish," said Carol, "I want a motorboat, gasoline, and a map".<br />
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There was a lightning flash, a clap of thunder, and a boat was sitting at waters edge. Looking into the boat, Carol saw gasoline and a map. As she turned, the Geni disappeared back into the bottle saying "Your 3 wishes have been fulfilled. Good luck." and the bottle and the Geni disappeared in a puff of smoke.<br />
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Muttering "Why you SOB." she really got wound up when she looked into the boat again, and there was 1 gallon of gasoline, and a roadmap of Texas.<br />
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In typical Carol resolve, she put the gallon of gas in the tank, started up the boat, and headed north, hoping she'd come across some shipping before the gas ran out. As luck would have it, the very next day she spotted land dead ahead. She could see at a distance that it was a much larger piece of land than the atoll. She was pleasanly surprised when she bagan seeing signs that read "Galveston". She was close to one end of Galveston Island, so she gassed up the boat and motored around the end of the island, then pointed the nose toward Rendon. Of course, she got to Galveston proper a long time before she sold the boat and started hitching inland.<br />
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She had strangling Pat in mind when she walked into the cafe. As luck would have it, the cafe was closed and the owner was there. Carol knew him, and strangling Pat could wait, so she began to negotiate to buy the cafe with her boat money. They struck a deal, and Carol was so pleased to now own her own business she forgave Pat for the Geni episode.<br />
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She did, however, want to know what went on and why, so over coffee and cigars Carol asked Pat for an explanation. This is how it was told to me:<br />
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Pat: We heard on the news that the plane had gone down. I knew there was no way you were going to jump out of an airplane, so you'd be on it when it hit the water. The news said the plane went down about 4 miles from Galveston Island, near Cutthroat Spit. Dad had that Geni from when they were picking up tar balls down on the coast. I knew you'd be smart enough to ask for something that would get you off that sandbar, if that's where you were. I knew you'd be strong enough to get to Galveston, then on home by whatever means. While you were gone, Chester had a fight with his heart, and after a battle, Chester won. Guess it's a good thing Chester don't fight with a gun. Bob Cole also had a fight with his heart, and he also won. Of course Bob uses a gun, but he was out of ammo from fighting all those bees.<br />
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Carol: I can understand all that, but I do not understand why you sent a Geni instead of having the pilot pick me up.<br />
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Pat: You are in the peak of health, suntanned (probably all over) you've lost 20 pounds, your hair has sun streaks in it, and you really, really, really needed a vacation.<br />
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And that folks, is how Carol spent her summer vacation.<br />
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