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My birthday just
happened recently, (today) and I became a member of the motorcycle Gang/Club
that Chester belongs to. I didn't know of it's existence until Linda gave me a
B'day card with the club's members photo and name on, and it's "The Old As
Hell Angels". This morning, as Linda and I were about to leave the cafe
after breakfast, Hottie Carol and Darla came out of the kitchen singing
"Happy Birthday" with a fresh-out-of-the-oven biscuit, neatly
skewered on a long stem butane lighter, lit, lighted, alight, flaming, or
whatever the correct terminology might be for the occasion. The biscuit was
delicious, but regrettably only large enough for one. Normally I would have
shared, but it WAS a very good biscuit.
Chester was
trying to convince Sally to quit the Hell's Angels and come over to his club,
but she said she wouldn't be old enough for that one for several years yet.
I accidentally
overheard Curtis talking to someone on the phone, and in trying to decipher the
language they were using, I distinctly heard "coom by ya", which
simply means Curtis was reciting the "Hippiecratic Oath", which they
must do every so often or lose their place on the VW bus going to the burning
man festival. The "group" dropped the motorcycle requirement when
Curtis fell off his "Hog" for about the millionth time, but refused
to ride in a sidecar, or with "outrigger wheels".
Hottie Carol
wants to make an attempt for a new world record "sky surfing" from
one plane to another, and back again. She is almost certain she can make the
transition from the first plane to the second with the second being only 1000
feet lower than the first, then maintain the same 1000 foot difference in
elevation for the trip back. I tried to tell her I don't think 1000 foot is
enough for the return trip, as she will have to get inside the second plane and
wax her board before starting back to the first plane. I think the first plane
should start to circle as soon as she exits, then come up on her from behind
and match the plane speed with hers so her board can be brought into the plane
gently, with very little chance of her splattering on the fuselage of that
plane. Chester said he thinks she should use a rubber raft, so if she hits the
plane hard, she will have some cushion. She's considering that.
Gemini Man
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