TRUE ???? # 31

TRUE????     # 31

Once again, Pat has come through, and the results of The Wild Bunch background checks are in. We know with certainty that Pat would not lie, so here they are, from her research to my computer, un edited and unvarnished.

JIM ELLER-unblemished record. 6 aliases have checkered pasts, however. Big Jim Relle, the worst of them, was once a used-car salesman and con man. He has remained unconvicted, but used car salesman is a heavy burden.


SHARON ELLER-that name is clean, but Shoran Relle, in college, snorted Dr.Pepper, and smoked a 5 coffee blend. She wrote an underground paper called: "I'm a pepper, wouldn't you like to be a pepper too"?

JIM H & DARLENE H-Not too bad under their real names, but Pat gave up after finding 16 aliases and only listed the worst. Mr. and Mrs. Happygolucky sold gold mines, promising "there is no gold in them, but you MIGHT find sawdust, which we all know is the platinum of the future."

JAY SMITH is the alias, whose real name is Norville Pelosi, and he's desperately trying to live it down. He would have pretended adoption, but then he would have been a Clinton.

LISA- Jay Smiths "strong arm" girl, who hands Jay a bullet to bite every time someone mentions "Pelosi".  He bit through so many .45's, she now uses .50 BMG.

CHESTER R-this is another unblemished name, but when the name Mr. Dillon comes up, this barber shows up and shaves everybody's head, then sets fire to the hair. They can't pin him down, cause he knows every fireman on the planet.

SALLY R-yet another name with no strikes, but of her 11 aliases, Wonder Woman is an outlaw biker who rides the "owlhoot trail" with known Hell's Angels. She was incarcerated once, but got out by pretending not to know Chester.

SHARON V-(possibly an undercover Homeland Security Agent, assigned to keep tabs on the pyromaniac barber.) She is not allowed a firearm and live ammo, but must throw rocks.

SHERIDAN-Turns out she really IS a witch. Has beat the rap no fewer than 73 times over the last 409 years. When asked to show I.D., she's fond of showing her first drivers license, which has an issue date of 1617.

JERI B-One of Sheridans "familiars", who has been instrumental in getting Sheridan freed 68 of those times. She would have a perfect "freed" record, but was vacationing in the South of France those other times.

DONDE----A "witch-in-training", helps keep Sheridan from "the Stake". She will get her "Witches Wings with Cauldron Cluster" in 2020.

PAT J & NELLIE J-were once suspected of "fixing" a horse race. Charges could not be brought because the horse in question LOST the race. They claimed they were trying to fix the horse, not the race. The horse had a 2.380 blood alcohol content.

Last but not least, Pat has confided that she hopes to retain her position in the Wild Bunch, since she IS the daughter of some of them. She is related to some of them. She is lifelong friends to ALL of them. She only did what she is paid to do; she is a professional, after all.  She believes her transgressions will be forgiven, and though the "bunch" might decide a light punishment is in order, she hopes her relativity will be taken into consideration, and she is a professional, after all. it will be nothing more than a light beating about the head and shoulders, she is a professional, after all, and her OWN background check was included in the report to me.

This is the UNEDITED background check on PAT R.



PAT R- Back to the day of her birth, nothing was found that would indicate that she is anything less than pure as the driven snow.







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TRUE ???? # 30

TRUE  # 30

Carol has bought some new stuff for the cafe, one of those things shows graphically how much thought Carol puts into making sure she has everything she needs to operate efficiently. If one looks at the East wall, you will notice a new clock on said wall. In case of emergency, as in an influx of customers unexpected, one may simply break a spoon and/or a fork off the new clock if a shortage of silverware occurs. Now that is advance planning.

A few mornings ago, I was invited, repeatedly , and finally at gunpoint, to join The Wild Bunch at their tables for breakfast. I was blindfolded and searched, then made to sit between Darlene and Lisa. I think they may have been looking for a listening device, as I was armed, but they made no move to disarm me. After a few minutes they took the blindfold off, and said I could speak. I ordered a hubcap and bacon, and was then told I could speak to them, not Heather. I said: "I appreciate ya'll buying me breakfast this way," and Jim E. said: "It's my birthday, and if anybody's getting a free breakfast, it'll be me."  Can't argue with that logic at all, so I told Jim Happy Birthday.

Then I asked if that invitation meant I was being inducted into The Wild Bunch. Some of them said yes, some didn't say anything at all, and one person said I might get a bad reputation if I accepted, then someone else suggested an Honorary Membership. That sounded o.k., and I thought that might give me time to have background checks run on all of them, to make sure my Sterling Character could not be besmirched. The Wild Bunch has it's own "background checker", Pat, but I am almost nearly 50%
half-sure that Pat's being a Wild Buncher would nearly have maybe practically next to nothing in her sworn duty to give me honest results in a background check on her Father, her Mother, all her best friends that she grew up with, and their spouses.
I'll let you know how that turns out.

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