TRUE????TOO # 8

11-23-13

TRUE ???? TOO      # 8

By now, you , the five readers of TRUE AND TRUE TOO, have learned how to read this missive, and passed on to the woefully ignorant all that is needed to actually understand what TRUE, and this one, TRUE TOO , both with the required question marks, are all about. Some folks NEVER catch on, but we must sadly, leave them behind. They CAN catch up, if they have the desire and some free time The title of this one is: FREE TIME, and of course has absolutely nothing to do with reading or understanding this document. There is a cast of thousands, but unfortunately, space is limited. If you are mentioned by name in this story, it is purely accidental, as we NEVER tell anyone's true name, so if your true name is in here, it is "made-up", and I accept NO responsibilty for how the name is used. Or misused as the case may be.

It is widely known that Gemini Man is a lay-about,ne'er do well wastrel, but it was not known until recently that some of the Bella Vita ladies are cut from the same cloth. We will call them stand-about ne'er do well wastrels so as not to have some out there think the term "Lay-about" means something entirely different. We would never cast aspersions on a ladies character. Glances perhaps, but not aspersions. Four of these ladies have indicated they would back a "topless" day, and I for one could get behind that idea, and indicated as much. Unfortunately they had in mind some skid row bums that could be "hired" for about 4 bits a day to appear shirtless. That's just lacking something. I casually mentioned that one of the bar-b-que places downtown in Ft, Worth had a "bikini" day, and one day a week you could hardly get in the place to sit down. Our ladies said they would "think that one over", which of course means the waitresses would be wearing overcoats, as it would take place on the day Hell froze over.

I'm quite sure that some of you are asking yourselves where in the world did Gemini Man come up with the title for this "story"?

As it turns out, I decided on the spur of the moment to write this. Part way through, I realized I was not going to have enough free time to write what I intended, so this is condensed. VERY condensed.

    

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Gemini Man

COPYRIGHT 2013

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TRUE # 7

11-2-13

TRUE ???? TOO   # 7

Having just survived another HALLOWEEN, without incident, there are a few things I should relate to you, the faithful readers of  TRUE ???? and TRUE????TOO, to keep you up to date on what's going on at Bella Vita on the days you may not actually be at Bella Vita, having  prior engagements at: the deer lease (perfectly acceptable), car show (also acceptable), fishing trip (likewise acceptable) House full of guests (acceptable if you cannot bring them with you, or sneak out without them), gambling trip (acceptable if you allot a portion of your winnings to Bella Vita waitresses as TIPS). I did take a couple of photos of the Bella Vita Resident Witches. Missing among them was Sherrydan,(not her REAL name, of course) who is notable for having survived several Witch trials, having been acquitted, of course, in every case. In the photos, you will see Victrola (not her REAL name, of course) as well as Katchina,(also not her REAL name), and who was taking this Halloween off, and therefore incognito and not properly attired. The man in Black, Gemini Man, (not his REAL name, of course, though some refer to him as Warlock), passed the camera to someone else for the pix. This group would not share details of what was in the cauldron in the kitchen, bubbling away.

JE and SE finally got their new house, and despite a few glitches along the way, are now moved in, barring any spells cast their way. (JE and SE are not their REAL names, of course.)  Readers of this missive are well aware that TRUE???? and/or TRUE???? TOO, NEVER give out anyones REAL name. A fifth of OLD OVERHOLT  might  possibly shake out a REAL name but that is not a certainty.

Salty almost had to be physically restrained from climbing over the back of the booth she and Chestwick share. REAL names?  NAH! Chestwick is trying to find someone who will install a 250cc Kawasaki engine on a wheelchair. A nerf (anti wheelie) bar on the chair is a MUST. Chestwick offered to tow SE in her chair to Bella Vita for breakfast, and though JE was cheering her on, she politely declined, then went straight to confession.

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GEMINI MAN
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Copyright Jan. 2013 11-2-13