TRUE ???? FROM THE HEAD SHED # 2

   This reporter just learned that The Head Shed’s head honcho, Sharon, would rather be called Michelle. Seems that is another name of hers. Since I have no idea how many aliases she might have, I will call her Alice. Chica also has an AKA (also known as), which is Jessica. Blanca refused to tell me her aka’s, so she will have to fight with Jessica over who gets to be Vera, and who gets to be Flo. Adam will remain Adam, as he is merely a customer.

   Cathy, another customer, was trying out all the chairs in the place to find one she liked. After her third procedure (I have no idea what they are supposed to be called) in her third chair, she seemed to be satisfied. She tried to send one of the girls to the liquor store to get her husband a bottle of Seagrams 7. Alice told her: “You know they won’t let him have whiskey in the hospital.” Cathy replied: ‘He doesn’t care if anybody else has a drink after surgery, so why should they care if he has one.” I’m with her and her husband on this one. These medical people should know,(like the rest of us) that a bottle of “Who Hit John” makes you heal up faster after surgery.

   I learned from a reliable source that customer X is hair phobic. Wears gloves to wash her own hair so she won’t have to touch dirty hair. The simplest solution, at least to me, was immediately rejected by Alice, who seems to feel she runs the place, even if she does open a little late occasionally. She could be sedated (Seagrams 7 also works for that) while her hair was simply removed in it’s entirety. I have it on good authority that if the removed hair has some scalp attached to it, it will not grow back for a very long time.

   Chica said she was going to go to pornography school. When I asked her what was there to learn in pornography school, she tried to cover by saying she actually said “stenography school”. If she wants to tell that one, I will back her up.

   Alice/Sharon/Michelle/???/ got into an argument the other day with somebody unknown to me, who told her she didn’t have the b???s to do something she had obviously threatened to do. She politely told him she wasn’t supposed to have b???s, but that would not prevent her from kicking his a?? all over the parking lot and all the way down to Hooker Corner. He slunk away with head down, showing everyone that he was the one without b???s. “No B???s Alice” wins another one.


Gemini Man
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