TRUE ???? HEAD SHED # 3

   I stopped in at the Head Shed yesterday to see what was happening. Sharon/Michelle/Alice was at the SS MINNOW talking with Johnny Walker Red about Johnny Walker Black and the Old Crow he has living with him. Seems J & B (that's James and Buford) walked into a Highland Mist and accidentally knocked the Old Crow into a Vat 69, and she (Old Crow)was P O'd (that's perfectly oblivious). Blanca was AWOL, but came in at 11:15, which I think was right on time.

    I was told that Hooker Corner must be bi-sexual, as they are seeing a guy there now. I asked Jessica (Chica) if her last name, Rincon, meant "Corner", and she said it did, but it had nothing whatever to do with Hooker Corner. I'll back her up for as long as she wants to tell that. The Head Shed gives a good price, $8 dollars on Wednesday, to Seniors and Military men. Saturday, someone thoughtfully took one of the words off the sign, and it wasn't noticed until closing. They had gotten several calls, because the sign was now very interesting, and a really good price. I'll leave it to you to figure out what word was missing.

    Sharon/Michelle/Alice was photographed while practicing a very little known Oriental Martial Art called Wan Doun Lo on customer R. This consists of a headbutt to the victims Gluteus Maximus, which is supposed to take the victim off-balance. The photo was snapped just at the point that makes it appear that customer R is sitting on Sharon/Michelle/Alice's head. Mighty Mouse happened to see the picture on the internet, and offered to streak by once in a while and provide some extra security for the Head Shed, knowing how shy and retiring Sharon/Alice is. I was afraid to tell him about her nickname: "No B???? Alice."

    Blanca explained that the reason she was late was because she had to make a trip to the Army-Navy store to get the gear the Head Shed would need to fend off a hostile takeover from Big Country Kitchen. She opened up her goodies bag and dumped out 2  M4 rifles, one M-60, one case of anti personnel grenades, 2 M-40 grenade launchers, one case of 9mm ammo, one case of 5.56 ammo, 2 suits of BDU's, from the skin out, 2 pairs of boondockers, 2 mess kits, and a partridge in a pear tree.

    I asked if Sharon/Michelle/Alice was sitting this takeover out, since there were not even any BDU's for her, much less weapons. "Michelle is special Forces". said Chica. "She will be operating under cover, in a bikini, and with a really big knife."

Gemini Man
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