TRUE ???? HEAD SHED # 4

Chica/Flo told me some time ago that Sharon/Michelle/Alice was a loose woman. Sharon/Michelle/Alice denied that vehemently. As a graduate of OGCNSFTAOHR (see Head Shed # 1) she is adept at the use of knives, razors,scissors ,hatchets, axes, tomahawks,scythes,machetes,and more recently, firearms. She is known as "No B???? Alice" ONLY because she has no b????, NOT because she is a wuss. She is uptight as a banjo string, so I guess "loose woman" wouldn't fit. That black eye she has now is another story for another time.

Chica/Flo has some pictures on Facebook that show off her "Foxy" look, so I am hesitant to ask her how her  class is going in Pornograpy school. She keeps saying "Stenography school", so if that's her story, I'll back her up. This paper is, after all, TRUE. (See disclaimer in Head Shed # 1)

Blanca/Vera has learned that you learn a lot more by being quiet and listening a lot. Based on the number of words Blanca/Vera has said to me, she must have a PHD in listening. If she will let me know, I'll start referring to her with her title. DOCTOR Blanca/Vera. If she doesn't have her Doctorate yet, I'll still call her Doctor Blanca/Vera until her BA turns into a PHD. She might even think about a career in the FBI, CIA,SMERSH, NSA, UNCLE, or even the BS of A.

A spy, Codename: Mrs. Beasley, was captured and forced to talk. She had information about The Head Shed planned coup against Rendon Cafe.(formerly Big Country Cafe) The patrons and staff of the cafe have not as yet learned of the coup, as the information they received was classified SECRET, and all of them had only CONFIDENTIAL clearance. The copy of that report that was given to you is all the cafe has, at this time. That status could change anytime.

This is to inform you that the Head Shed is invited to participate in the cafe naming contest. The OFFICIAL name, on the papers, will remain Rendon Cafe, but patrons and staff can name it anything they want to call it. The Head Shed crew can pick names they would like it to be and submit them just as anyone else would. Paper and pen are furnished at the cafe, and you must be at the cafe to put your name, and cafe name, in the pot. A committee, appointed by me, will choose a name from all those entered, and the lucky entrant will receive a 100% absolutely free cup of coffee, soft drink, or tea. Your choice.

Online Readers Must be in the cafe to put in your name,but need not be present to win. TIES will be decided by Gemini Man
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