The person who submitted the winning cafe name, Carol's Country Cafe, was Sheridan, who also had the most entries at 22. Just goes to show that if you endeavor to persevere, you too could win a cup of coffee. She will have this place of honor in this newsletter all to herself, while we, THE LOSERS, must share space.
A.C. S, Allison, Amand D, Anthony, Bobbie S, Brenda, Burt, Carleen, Carol, Charlie, Crissy, Curtis, Darlene, D.H., DWC, Dwight, Eli, George, James, J.K., John G, Johnny J, Joni, Judy, Larry, Linda, Mindy, Rachel, Raymond, Ron S, Sharon E, Sharon V, Sherra. As you can see, that is 33 losers and one winner, out of 104 slips of paper in the jar. A few folks just neglected to put their own name on the slip with their submission, probably as a precaution against getting their name put in a Government Database somewhere. The government won't look at this newsletter in hard copy or online, because they can't tell any better than you can exactly which portions of this missive might actually have some truth woven into the fabric, and which, if any, are products of Gemini Mans imagination. What we have, in spook speak, is Plausible Deniability. Remember that. There will be a test down the line sometime.
I was told, again, that Sheridan is in Oklahoma, again. She never says whether she's winning or losing. I had a talk with the Governor awhile back, and proposed to him that if Sheridan would just say she is losing, whether or not it be true, we could maybe start proceedings to annex Oklahoma into the state of Texas, and name it Sherambler County, Texas. Her losses, if any, would stay in Texas, and so would her winnings, if she'll stay the hell out of New Mexico and Louisianna.
I mentioned to Crissy the mispelling of one of the vegetables on the chalk board and she looked at it, took out her telephone which obviously has a dictionary, no luck, looked in the freezer for the package it came out of, no luck, sooo crissy, you spell it brokolee, with two e's. Take my word for it. You know everything in here is gospel.
Gemini Man
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