TRUE ???? # 15

I know for certain that Donna reads this newsletter, because she intimidated her dart team by making them skydive while milking rattlesnakes. She heard that HERE, and it worked. Her team won the last match by enough to make one of the opposing team get PO'd enough to throw her handful of darts across the room. Not at anybody, she just broadcast them out into the room. Imagine this: A handful of darts. Sharp, pointy little things with tail fins to make them fly point-on to anything (or anybody) they are chunked at. A room full of sober, upstanding citizens minding their own business, as well as a few slightly inebriated patrons of the brewers art, a smattering of connoisseurs of the grape, and of course the four people who were 6 sheets to the wind and had to hold on to each other to stay on their feet. Pandemonium would not be a good enough description, but absolute chaos fits perfectly. Those darts seemed to be laser guided, and the only people in the room who went unscathed was Donna and her dart team. And of course the four nearly falling down drunks. No mention was made as to whether Darlene and Sharon were in the room, so we'd have to check them for dart wounds to be certain.

Carol was seen outside measuring the marquee. It was rumored she was with a tall stranger, and James was no where to be seen. As you well know, this paper does not deal in anything less than factual, so we will just report that Carol and Mr.X were measuring the marquee and looking over their shoulders a lot while awaiting James' arrival.

Bob Cole will have a new waitress (Chrissy) to try to flim flam into him borrowing enough money from her to pay his tip, my tip, and Curtises' tip. Today was her first day on the job, and she had on hip-waders, so I suspect Chrissy has been warned about Bob Cole.

Maybe the Cafe could charge a "cover charge" to anybody who goes to Oklahoma and wins big at gambling. I'm not sure whether Sheridan actually gambles, or just throws her money away, since she never talks about winning or losing. Of course she may know something about that "suit" that follows her around that we don't know. IRS maybe?

The new night cooks, David and Arslan, are not really new to me and Linda, as we eat dinner at the cafe every night. David promised he would take his AR-15 hunting, and shoot something to serve at the cafe. I suggested that Hippopotamus is very good eating, but he's afraid he can't get that much meat in his Jon boat, and he's afraid his gas tank is not large enough for that long a trip. I offered to loan him some heavy duty paddles, but he declined.

Gemini Man

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